Monday, June 15, 2009

Not so Shiny Ahuja ????

For me Ahuja means Govinda...So if many of you donno..Govinda's full name is Govinda Ahuja.. But nevermind this post is not about hero number 1 but about a guy who had Hazaroon Khwaishein Aisi of raping the teenager house help. You would say nothing had been confirmed..but still Bruce Springsteen said there can't be fire without a smoke... this is ridiculous..I still remember the movie Hazaroon Khwaishein Aisi and got so impressed by some artistic performances of (Not so) Shiney Ahuja and the impeccable Chitrangada Singh (the awesome wife of some Golfer).

Looks like Shiney dint have any other option but to end his upcoming and successful carrer by doing this horrible act of shame. Most of the tabloids claimed he was staying alone in Mumbai adn his wife started living with her daughter at her parent's house in Noida (New Ohkla Industrial Dev Auth)..FYI. Letz come to the agenda..So looks like he was deprived of sex and lust was all over his mind..but I believe he is a rich guy and could have used some different means which were very easily available with no strings attached.....

......this is not the first time that a mainstream Bollywood personality has been under rape or molestation charges.. 99 percent of the cases normally never see the public eye.. As per my memory I remeber once Aditya Pancholi's name came up for raping Pooja Bedi's maid.. Donno what Panchaali oops Pancholi was thinking something like Pooja Bedi's maid in pehla nasha..Also more recently some ugly looking actress Preeti Jain accused Madhur Bhandarkar of repeated rapes (I donno how that is possible..rape is fine but repeated rape and that of Preeti Jain..Yuckkkk)..

I still hope this accusation comes out to be false.... but on every tabloid site it is written that he has already accepted this..and there are two theories --one says he did that with the consent of teenager domestic help (even that is not a great thing if you are married and have a 3-4 yrs old daughter).. other says he had accepted of doing it under the influence of alcohol... I assume Mr. Mahesh Bhatt has already have story now based upon theory 2..he can go ahead and sign Anu Malek for the music who was also once accused by kajrari Alisha Chenoy for some indecent behavior..nd for the hero he already has Shiney who can no doubt give the real and sincere performance..who knows better than him..what the truth is ????... otherwise serial raper oopps I mean kisser Emraan Hashmi is anyways available for free of cost(Ghar ki murgi)..

There are no more Khwaishein left Shiney from your fans(albeit only 50 in number)..and I hope this was your's last Khwaish or your's first and the last rape known to the media and public...

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Don't worry folks by telling this I am not trying to say whoever is reading this article is or was suffering from dyslexia (Inability to learn and write the things).Thanks to Amir Khan for educating the filmy public of bharat desh.At one time in a movie even i wanted to suffer from dyslexia .

As Amir Khan says Einstein, Edison bla bla had the same disease shows future of the child suffering from dyslexia is really bright. If you analyze Amir's movie they always have social message like Rang de basanti had: Make a firang gal friendzz. Enjoy with her a lot. Involve your jobless and nithalle dost log and make a gang. Bet who can stay less tight after drinking tanks of beer etc etc...... This was just the beginning of the movie. But the actual story was --- An angrez gal comes from England. She launches a movement to find 3-4 murgas who she can kurban and can get a good and true story. Finally she finds them. Guys are mad over the Angrez gal (so what if their bloody forefathers had ruled and looted us for so many years).

One guy starts loving her enjoy her for some time and finally kills the minister along with his two other friends and finally all these guys were killed in an encounter just after the Rubaruuuuuuu song. Good song while seeing this movie I was really wondering where the director would fit this song. Anyways let's come back to the muddaa...There is still one guy remaining he does something amazingly amazing. He shoots his father. Saale poori picture me baap ke paise se Marlboro peete hue sharam nahi aai....And the goriii gal goes back .very much similar to the 1947.

Not much investment but the returns are somewhat like Sooraj Barjatiya's Hum Aapke Hain Kaun... Jokes apart but I know one guy who was for sure suffering from dyslexia and have really made big .I am talking about Sir Richard Branson (Founder of Virgin Airlines , Virgin Music , Virgin Cola and the owner of so many more virgins....lolzzzz).His autobiography “Loosing my virginity is worth for the time you will spend in reading it”

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Emotional Atyachaar

Abhay deol is back and this time he is doing Emotional Atyachar. Not on somebody else but on himself.The movie is named "Dev D" directed by apna No Smoking director Anurag Kashyap.

Let's come back to Emotional Atyachar.Well I guess this is the best ever combination of words I have ever heard.
Emotional Blackmail is too common and here comes the curse of the 2009 .
Patna ke Presleys are singing this song in the movie in full desi band baaja style.

Tauba tera jalwa
tauba tera pyaar
tera Emotional atyachaar.

---No pyaar No Blaat**** but only Emotional Atyachar------

Enjoy the video below :

Monday, July 7, 2008

I am going on a 'Staycation'

With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.
This is the most popular urban word in the recent summer times.

It is referred to a vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

Few of the popular articles published on staycation are :
- "Retailers promote 'staycation' sales"
- "Avoiding high gas prices with a 'staycation' "

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sutta na milla Video!!! Smokers Anthem!!


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Hidden truth about South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress !!

Below is the piece of article written about Nagma (South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress) in wikipedia!!!

During 2005, Nagma was alleged to be involved with the Mumbai underworld - a fairly common story in Bollywood. Media stories claimed she was the muse of Dawood Ibrahim's younger brother Anees Ibrahim. According to newspaper reports which claimed to be citing police sources, Anees fell for Nagma in 1992 during the shooting of the Sanjay Dutt vehicle Yalgaar in Mauritius, where they met. She was allegedly paid Rs 10 lakhs by Anees' henchmen at her Mumbai residence in return for sexual pleasures enjoyed by Anees with her. Calling the accusation "politically motivated," Nagma, predictably, denied any links to Dawood, saying "The allegations are completely baseless."[21] At the time the story was reported, Nagma was "a prominent campaigner for the Congress party... on the election trail for the party in Bihar and Jharkhand."[22] She is quoted on the front page of the Telegraph as asking at the time "Why were the reports made public when I have just returned from successful political campaigning in Jharkhand?"

Also Media reports in 2001 linked her romantically with cricketer Sourav Ganguly, although both denied the story!! God knows what is the truth!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008