RDB to TZP

Don't worry folks by telling this I am not trying to say whoever is reading this article is or was suffering from dyslexia (Inability to learn and write the things).Thanks to Amir Khan for educating the filmy public of bharat desh.At one time in a movie even i wanted to suffer from dyslexia .

As Amir Khan says Einstein, Edison bla bla had the same disease shows future of the child suffering from dyslexia is really bright. If you analyze Amir's movie they always have social message like Rang de basanti had: Make a firang gal friendzz. Enjoy with her a lot. Involve your jobless and nithalle dost log and make a gang. Bet who can stay less tight after drinking tanks of beer etc etc...... This was just the beginning of the movie. But the actual story was --- An angrez gal comes from England. She launches a movement to find 3-4 murgas who she can kurban and can get a good and true story. Finally she finds them. Guys are mad over the Angrez gal (so what if their bloody forefathers had ruled and looted us for so many years).

One guy starts loving her enjoy her for some time and finally kills the minister along with his two other friends and finally all these guys were killed in an encounter just after the Rubaruuuuuuu song. Good song while seeing this movie I was really wondering where the director would fit this song. Anyways let's come back to the muddaa...There is still one guy remaining he does something amazingly amazing. He shoots his father. Saale poori picture me baap ke paise se Marlboro peete hue sharam nahi aai....And the goriii gal goes back .very much similar to the 1947.

Not much investment but the returns are somewhat like Sooraj Barjatiya's Hum Aapke Hain Kaun... Jokes apart but I know one guy who was for sure suffering from dyslexia and have really made big .I am talking about Sir Richard Branson (Founder of Virgin Airlines , Virgin Music , Virgin Cola and the owner of so many more virgins....lolzzzz).His autobiography “Loosing my virginity is worth for the time you will spend in reading it”

Emotional Atyachaar

Abhay deol is back and this time he is doing Emotional Atyachar. Not on somebody else but on himself.The movie is named "Dev D" directed by apna No Smoking director Anurag Kashyap.

Let's come back to Emotional Atyachar.Well I guess this is the best ever combination of words I have ever heard.
Emotional Blackmail is too common and here comes the curse of the 2009 .
Patna ke Presleys are singing this song in the movie in full desi band baaja style.

Tauba tera jalwa
tauba tera pyaar
tera Emotional atyachaar.

---No pyaar No Blaat**** but only Emotional Atyachar------

Enjoy the video below :

I am going on a 'Staycation'

With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.
This is the most popular urban word in the recent summer times.

It is referred to a vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.


Few of the popular articles published on staycation are :
- "Retailers promote 'staycation' sales"
- "Avoiding high gas prices with a 'staycation' "

Sutta na milla Video!!! Smokers Anthem!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

Hidden truth about South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress !!

Below is the piece of article written about Nagma (South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress) in wikipedia!!!

During 2005, Nagma was alleged to be involved with the Mumbai underworld - a fairly common story in Bollywood. Media stories claimed she was the muse of Dawood Ibrahim's younger brother Anees Ibrahim. According to newspaper reports which claimed to be citing police sources, Anees fell for Nagma in 1992 during the shooting of the Sanjay Dutt vehicle Yalgaar in Mauritius, where they met. She was allegedly paid Rs 10 lakhs by Anees' henchmen at her Mumbai residence in return for sexual pleasures enjoyed by Anees with her. Calling the accusation "politically motivated," Nagma, predictably, denied any links to Dawood, saying "The allegations are completely baseless."[21] At the time the story was reported, Nagma was "a prominent campaigner for the Congress party... on the election trail for the party in Bihar and Jharkhand."[22] She is quoted on the front page of the Telegraph as asking at the time "Why were the reports made public when I have just returned from successful political campaigning in Jharkhand?"

Also Media reports in 2001 linked her romantically with cricketer Sourav Ganguly, although both denied the story!! God knows what is the truth!!

Amazing Snow Pics!! !997 Cherry Cadillac

The best of cricket sledges (Too much amazing)

Subba Row vs Trueman

England were playing Pakistan in Headingley and Trueman saw a Pakistani batsman being dropped by Raman Subba Row at first slip. The ball had gone through his legs. After Trueman completed the over, Row went over to Trueman and said, "Sorry Fred, I should've kept my legs together." Trueman, not amused, replied, "Not you b*****d. Your mother should have."

A Graceful One
During a county game, the legendary W G Grace was clean bowled by a rookie. Grace was man enough to stand his ground. "They came to watch me bat, not you bowl," he said.

McGrath vs Sarwan
Sarwan and McGrath went eyeball to eyeball in Antigua in May 2003. Sarwan, on his way to a sublime second-innings century that eventually helped Windies chase a record 418, was taunted by McGrath, "So what does Brian Lara's arse taste like?" To this Sarwan said, "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath went mad with rage. "If you ever f*****g mention my wife again," he said, "I'll f*****g rip your f*****g throat out."

McGrath Vs Brandes
Long before that exchange, Zimbabwean pacer and chicken farmer Eddo Brandes was once unable to get his bat anywhere near McGrath's deliveries. Frustrated that Brandes was still at it, McGrath went up to him and said, "Why are you so fat?" Brandes replied, "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit." That had even the Aussie slip cordon in splits.

Rod Marsh vs Botham
When Botham took guard during the memorable Ashes series in 1981 at Headingley, Aussie wicket-keeper Rodney Marsh welcomed with, "So how's your wife and my kids?" Botham replied, "Wife's fine, but your kids are retarded."

Ormond vs Waugh
During the '94 Ashes in Australia, England's James Ormond had just come out to bat. Mark Waugh, fielding at second slip, greeted him by saying, "Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England." Ormond, who was clued in to the debate in the Australian media over who was the better player between the twins Mark and Steve, replied, "Maybe not. But I'm still the best player in my family."

The Red Cherry
In the middle of a county match between Glamorgan and Somerset, Glamorgan pacer Greg Thomas beat Viv Richards and had the temerity to inform the legend, "It's red, round and weighs five ounces." The next ball was smashed out of the ground, into a river. Richards said, "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

Healy Vs Ranatunga
During the '95-'96 Australia-Sri Lanka series, Aussie wicket-keeper Ian Healy made a comment which was picked up by the host boadcaster Channel 9. It was a particularly hot night in Sydney and Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner. Healy told him, "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat, ****."

Waugh Vs Parore
Mark Waugh was standing at second slip and Kiwi keeper Adam Parore, who was relatively new to international cricket (this was the '97-'98 series), came to the crease and played and missed the first ball. Mark Waugh said, "I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you're f*****g useless now." Parore, who had all the personal details of Waugh, replied, "Yeah, that's me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut and now I hear you've married her."

Merv Hughes Vs Cronje
During the 1993-94 series between Australia and South Africa in South Africa, Australian pacer Merv Hughes was being carted all around the park in one of the tour games. Cronje hit a number of sixes off Hughes. After another one landed out of the ground, Hughes walked up to Cronje, stood still and let out a fart and said, "Try hitting that for a six." It was five minutes before Cronje and the Aussies could stop laughing.

Steve Waugh vs Parthiv Patel
Sydney, 2004. Steve Waugh's final test. Indians were pressing for victory. As Waugh fought a grim battle to stave off defeat, Patel couldn't stop saying, "Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish." Waugh, who was visibly annoyed, said, "'Look, show a bit of respect. You were still in your nappies when I made my debut 18 years ago." Parthiv must have been delighted when Waugh perished to the slog-sweep, to be caught by Tendulkar at deep mid-wicket off Kumble.