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Hidden truth about South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress !!

Below is the piece of article written about Nagma (South Indian & Bhojpuri Actress) in wikipedia!!!

During 2005, Nagma was alleged to be involved with the Mumbai underworld - a fairly common story in Bollywood. Media stories claimed she was the muse of Dawood Ibrahim's younger brother Anees Ibrahim. According to newspaper reports which claimed to be citing police sources, Anees fell for Nagma in 1992 during the shooting of the Sanjay Dutt vehicle Yalgaar in Mauritius, where they met. She was allegedly paid Rs 10 lakhs by Anees' henchmen at her Mumbai residence in return for sexual pleasures enjoyed by Anees with her. Calling the accusation "politically motivated," Nagma, predictably, denied any links to Dawood, saying "The allegations are completely baseless."[21] At the time the story was reported, Nagma was "a prominent campaigner for the Congress party... on the election trail for the party in Bihar and Jharkhand."[22] She is quoted on the front page of the Telegraph as asking at the time "Why were the reports made public when I have just returned from successful political campaigning in Jharkhand?"

Also Media reports in 2001 linked her romantically with cricketer Sourav Ganguly, although both denied the story!! God knows what is the truth!!

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The best of cricket sledges (Too much amazing)

Subba Row vs Trueman

England were playing Pakistan in Headingley and Trueman saw a Pakistani batsman being dropped by Raman Subba Row at first slip. The ball had gone through his legs. After Trueman completed the over, Row went over to Trueman and said, "Sorry Fred, I should've kept my legs together." Trueman, not amused, replied, "Not you b*****d. Your mother should have."

A Graceful One
During a county game, the legendary W G Grace was clean bowled by a rookie. Grace was man enough to stand his ground. "They came to watch me bat, not you bowl," he said.

McGrath vs Sarwan
Sarwan and McGrath went eyeball to eyeball in Antigua in May 2003. Sarwan, on his way to a sublime second-innings century that eventually helped Windies chase a record 418, was taunted by McGrath, "So what does Brian Lara's arse taste like?" To this Sarwan said, "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath went mad with rage. "If you ever f*****g mention my wife again," he said, "I'll f*****g rip your f*****g throat out."

McGrath Vs Brandes
Long before that exchange, Zimbabwean pacer and chicken farmer Eddo Brandes was once unable to get his bat anywhere near McGrath's deliveries. Frustrated that Brandes was still at it, McGrath went up to him and said, "Why are you so fat?" Brandes replied, "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit." That had even the Aussie slip cordon in splits.

Rod Marsh vs Botham
When Botham took guard during the memorable Ashes series in 1981 at Headingley, Aussie wicket-keeper Rodney Marsh welcomed with, "So how's your wife and my kids?" Botham replied, "Wife's fine, but your kids are retarded."

Ormond vs Waugh
During the '94 Ashes in Australia, England's James Ormond had just come out to bat. Mark Waugh, fielding at second slip, greeted him by saying, "Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England." Ormond, who was clued in to the debate in the Australian media over who was the better player between the twins Mark and Steve, replied, "Maybe not. But I'm still the best player in my family."

The Red Cherry
In the middle of a county match between Glamorgan and Somerset, Glamorgan pacer Greg Thomas beat Viv Richards and had the temerity to inform the legend, "It's red, round and weighs five ounces." The next ball was smashed out of the ground, into a river. Richards said, "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

Healy Vs Ranatunga
During the '95-'96 Australia-Sri Lanka series, Aussie wicket-keeper Ian Healy made a comment which was picked up by the host boadcaster Channel 9. It was a particularly hot night in Sydney and Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner. Healy told him, "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat, ****."

Waugh Vs Parore
Mark Waugh was standing at second slip and Kiwi keeper Adam Parore, who was relatively new to international cricket (this was the '97-'98 series), came to the crease and played and missed the first ball. Mark Waugh said, "I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you're f*****g useless now." Parore, who had all the personal details of Waugh, replied, "Yeah, that's me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut and now I hear you've married her."

Merv Hughes Vs Cronje
During the 1993-94 series between Australia and South Africa in South Africa, Australian pacer Merv Hughes was being carted all around the park in one of the tour games. Cronje hit a number of sixes off Hughes. After another one landed out of the ground, Hughes walked up to Cronje, stood still and let out a fart and said, "Try hitting that for a six." It was five minutes before Cronje and the Aussies could stop laughing.

Steve Waugh vs Parthiv Patel
Sydney, 2004. Steve Waugh's final test. Indians were pressing for victory. As Waugh fought a grim battle to stave off defeat, Patel couldn't stop saying, "Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish." Waugh, who was visibly annoyed, said, "'Look, show a bit of respect. You were still in your nappies when I made my debut 18 years ago." Parthiv must have been delighted when Waugh perished to the slog-sweep, to be caught by Tendulkar at deep mid-wicket off Kumble.

Disgusting but an amazing odd news!!

Pupils find teacher in soft porn advert on YouTube --- Source DNA India

Imagine Rakhi Sawant taking a Biology teacher job after featuring in "Pardesiya Remix Music Video"...Why Biology...C'mon guys she can only teach Biooooolooogyyy !! Read the actual story below!!

LONDON: An attractive teacher at a private school is at the centre of a sex storm after pupils spotted her in a raunchy video.

The £7,000-a-year Stockport Grammar, in Greater Manchester, is investigating allegations that English teacher Sarah Green appeared in a sexually explicit internet ad before working at the school.Video is below :


Several parents of pupils have complained about her appearance in the video, which is currently on YouTube and other websites and has been circulating among their children. The video, for Scruffs workwear, lasts almost two minutes and shows three simulated sex scene.

Modern Maths

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy


if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work


In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work (Eqn 1)

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)


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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)


If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,


Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)


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To Conclude:

From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

And the Donkeys live happily ever after!

Nominations are open for Bharat Ratna !!

That's right guys i am talking about the highest civilian award in India. How about Lalu Prasad Yadav or Mulayalam Singh Yadav or the winner of Big Brother Ms Shilpa Shetty getting this highest civilian award?Let us first understand what the actual meaning of Bharat Ratna-- This is what Wikipedia says
"Bharat Ratna (translates to Jewel of India or Gem of India) is India's highest civilian award, awarded for the highest degrees of national service. This service includes artistic, literary, and scientific achievements, as well as "recognition of public service of the highest order."Unlike knights, holders of the Bharat Ratna carry no special title nor any other honorifics, but they do have a place in the Indian order of precedence. The award was established by the first President of India, Rajendra Prasad, on January 2, 1954."

In this story , I am gonna comment on the following news articles which i have read in some recent days:
Advani demands BHARAT RATNA for Vajpayee : Mr Advani , Bharat Ratna is awarded at the national level. Why don't you start your own awards , one of the scintillating name could be “India Shining BJP Awards”.Nobody would have any objection with the nominations where Mr Vajpayee would receive Bharat Ratna and you woukd be eligible for Padam Vibhushan and lot of Padamshri 's like Sushma Swaraj , Arun Jaitley,Madan Lal Khurana etc etc.

CPI-M wants BHARAT RATNA for Jyoti Basu : I guess Mr Basu actually deserves it. After all he has ruled Bengal for so many decades. For his extraordinary abilities of remaining in power and an undisputed ruler of bengal he should be awarded with Communist Ratna but certainly not Bharat Ratna.

Care2 News Network says Ratan Tata deserves a BHARAT RATNA : I am confused now .He is the guy responsible for showing the Indian capabilities to the West. Tata's are one of the biggest employer in India with their so many group companies. He has the guts of developing the cheapest car in the world along with bidding for the most luxurious brands like Jaguar and Land Rover.But he should not worry about this award because he is already a Ratna (“Ratan Tata”).

Mayawati wants BHARAT RATNA for Kanshi Ram:This was the most weird nomination but it is a democracy and everyone has a right to shout. Miss Mayawati you cannot ask a Bharat Ratna for a personal favor but it should be something done at the national level and for all the different Indian communities not just the one.Disqualified.

How about giving this award to a Bihari guy. Oh God , I am not taking about our Railway Minister Lalu ji but about his mentor. That's right you do not know his name. He was not only the mentor of today's most powerful Bihari politicians but was also the Chief Minister of Bihar,Karpoori Thakur.He was the political mentor of Lalu Prasad, Ramvilas Paswan and Chief Minister Nitish Kumar. Could be a possible davedaar.He has given not one but the three star politicians to Bharat desh.
Other disqualified entries comprises Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty , Amitabh Bachchan,Sachin Tendulkar , Sonia Gandhi .
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